how i will die

I suddenly had a glimpse into the future and i know how i will die -- from poisoning.

couple of days ago, i was cleaning out the oil in the fish pond. used a white plastic box which turned all black and dirty at the end of the endeavour. Decided that dishwashing sponge was old enough so took it to clean the box.

"meow, i'm using this sponge to clean the box ok. use a new one for the dishes"
"do we have new ones?"
"yes, in the drawer."

soaking my sponge in detergent, and then in bleach, i cleaned the box thoroughly. leaving the box to soak, i dipped the sponge in bleach again and put the sponge on a particularly difficult spot.

Time skip a day...

Was very pleased with meow. not only did he finish cleaning up the box without asking, he took out a new sponge for the sink! So out of character!

Time skip a couple of days.

I start to look for the dirtly sponge to clean my car. Can't find it. Recall that a couple of days ago, when i was washing the dishes, the dishes were kind of slippery... like coated in bleach. Gasp!

Seriously wondering about the condition of my stomach now...