Alfie

Dog is a bloody nightmare! Screams at the top of his voice every 2 hours if I confine him anywhere, not even when he's in my bedroom. Roaming free, he chews on the shoes, flicks them around causing thumping noises, runs around loudly, basically creates such a hullabaloo that I can't sleep. This is not withstanding the fact that he will then pee and poo everywhere with an average of 8 puddles a night although I've invested in the best toilet setup available.
I slept 3 hours last night. Adopting French family had better turn up fast or this dog will be soup by next Sunday.