of cats and dogs

This last week, due to the absense of meow, i've been spending a lot more time with Butter. We have gone places together, slept together, basically spent 24 hours a day together.

This has brought me a new and serious dilemma... do i love dogs more or cats more?! My commitment to the feline specie for the past 29 years is being challenged. i dare not look Latte in the eye when i open the bedroom door in the morning and she is sitting outside instead of sleeping on my bed.

In my desperation to search for an answer, I chance excitedly upon 1 thought - dogs are like wives, and cats are like mistresses/girlfriends. Or, to put it less contraversially, dogs are like good girls, and cats are the playful ones.

Let's take a closer look: dogs like Butter are dutiful, obedient, responsible, dependable, like a good wife and mother. Excited, spoilt toy dogs are like desperate housewives, nippy, barky, dominating.

cats come to u for company, a good time. they don't need you for food but if you can provide a good meal, it's well appreciated. Cats take care to maintain their good looks, will look at you with smothering eyes, will meow to get their way, purr to acknowlege good effort on your part.

dogs hv u and only u in their lives whereas cats are always open for plan B if u are mean. dogs guard your house and family, cats are there to take a nap.

I value dogs for their great service and devotion, but i still love the cats cos they attract. Dilemma. Can I have both?

Is that how men feel all the time?